LOSEAURA.COM
Last updated: April 2026. Effective immediately upon your first spiral.
bestie, here's the deal: you type your failures into a box, we run them through an AI that tells you how bad they are, and we store the score. we don't sell your data. we don't want your data. we're just here to audit your aura.
the long version is below. it's legally required. sorry.
LoseAura.com ("LoseAura", "we", "us") is an entertainment platform operated as a sole proprietorship / early-stage company. For privacy inquiries, contact us at: privacy@loseaura.com
| Purpose | Legal Basis |
|---|---|
| Processing your audit submission through the AI | Contractual necessity (you asked for this) |
| Displaying your score in the public History Ledger (anonymously) | Legitimate interest — it's the product |
| Calculating the Global Aura Debt counter | Legitimate interest — aggregate, not personal |
| Processing payments via Stripe | Contractual necessity |
| Improving the service | Legitimate interest |
| Detecting crisis keywords and routing to safety resources | Vital interests / legal obligation |
| Provider | What They Receive | Their Policy |
|---|---|---|
| OpenAI | Your submission text (to generate the roast) | openai.com/privacy |
| Neon.tech | Stored audit text + scores | neon.tech/privacy |
| Vercel | Hosting, server logs | vercel.com/legal/privacy-policy |
| Stripe | Payment data (if purchasing) | stripe.com/privacy |
| Printful | Name + shipping address (if ordering merch) | printful.com/policies/privacy |
We do not sell your data to any third party. We do not share your data with advertisers.
Submissions displayed in the History Ledger are anonymous by default— they show truncated input text, a score, and a timestamp. No username, no account, no identifying information is attached. If you don't want your submission in the ledger, you can request deletion (see Section 8).
Your data is stored in Neon.tech's serverless Postgres infrastructure (encrypted at rest and in transit). API calls are made over HTTPS. We apply OpenAI's content moderation layer before storage. No system is perfectly secure. We take reasonable precautions. If we become aware of a data breach affecting your data, we will notify you in accordance with applicable law.
Regardless of where you live, you can:
EU/EEA (GDPR): You have the right to data portability, rectification, erasure, and the right to lodge a complaint with your local supervisory authority.
California (CCPA):You have the right to know, delete, and opt out of sale (we don't sell data, but the right exists).
To exercise any of these rights: privacy@loseaura.com — we will respond within 30 days.
LoseAura is not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from users under 13. If you believe a child under 13 has submitted data, contact us and we will delete it promptly.
We'll update this page if anything changes. The "Last Updated" date at the top will reflect the most recent version. Continued use of LoseAura after changes constitutes acceptance.
we'll respond. jax won't be the one writing back.